Sex alleviates tension. Love causes it. - Woody Allen. View more images...
Life is full of misery, loneliness, and suffering - and it's all over much too soon. - Woody Allen. View more images...
I don't want to achieve immortality through my work. I want to achieve it through not dying. - Woody Allen. View more images...
Summing up, it is clear the future holds great opportunities. It also holds pitfalls. The trick will be to avoid the pitfalls, seize the opportunities, and get back home by six o'clock. - Woody Allen. View more images...
Seventy percent of success in life is showing up. - Woody Allen. View more images...
Sex without love is a meaningless experience, but as far as meaningless experiences go its pretty damn good. - Woody Allen. View more images...
Eighty percent of success is showing up. - Woody Allen. View more images...
Life doesn't imitate art, it imitates bad television. - Woody Allen. View more images...
If you don't fail now and again, it's a sign you're playing it safe. - Woody Allen. View more images...
What if nothing exists and we're all in somebody's dream? Or what's worse, what if only that fat guy in the third row exists? - Woody Allen. View more images...
If it turns out that there is a God, I don't think that he's evil. But the worst that you can say about him is that basically he's an underachiever. - Woody Allen. View more images...
Seventy percent of success in life is showing up. - Woody Allen. View more images...
A "Bay Area Bisexual" told me I didn't quite coincide with either of her desires. - Woody Allen. View more images...
What if everything is an illusion and nothing exists? In that case, I definitely overpaid for my carpet. - Woody Allen. View more images...
I was nauseous and tingly all over. I was either in love or I had smallpox. - Woody Allen. View more images...