Love is the answer, but while you're waiting for the answer, sex raises some pretty interesting questions. - Woody Allen. View more images...
Life is full of misery, loneliness, and suffering - and it's all over much too soon. - Woody Allen. View more images...
Basically my wife was immature. I'd be at home in the bath and she would come in and sink my boats. - Woody Allen. View more images...
I was thrown out of college for cheating on the metaphysics exam; I looked into the soul of the boy next to me. - Woody Allen. View more images...
Life is divided into the horrible and the miserable. - Woody Allen. View more images...
Life is hard for insects. And don't think mice are having any fun either. - Woody Allen. View more images...
I'd call him a sadistic, hippophilic necrophile, but that would be beating a dead horse. - Woody Allen. View more images...
Ninety percent of success is showing up. - Woody Allen. View more images...
Eighty percent of success is showing up. - Woody Allen. View more images...
Summing up, it is clear the future holds great opportunities. It also holds pitfalls. The trick will be to avoid the pitfalls, seize the opportunities, and get back home by six o'clock. - Woody Allen. View more images...
My one regret in life is that I am not someone else. - Woody Allen. View more images...
There are worse things in life than death. Have you ever spent an evening with an insurance salesman? - Woody Allen. View more images...