President Clinton, this guy is sharp. Boy, he gave Hillary the most romantic Valentine's gift today, a huge rose garden. Where would he get that? - Jay Leno. View more images...
The crime problem in New York is getting really serious. The other day the Statue of Liberty had both hands up. - Jay Leno. View more images...
Go through your phone book, call people and ask them to drive you to the airport. The ones who will drive you are your true friends. The rest aren't bad people; they're just acquaintances. - Jay Leno. View more images...