Romantic love is mental illness. But it's a pleasurable one. It's a drug. It distorts reality, and that's the point of it. It would be impossible to fall in love with someone that you really saw. - Fran Lebowitz. View more images...

I never took hallucinogenic drugs because I never wanted my consciousness expanded one unnecessary iota. - Fran Lebowitz. View more images...

Remember that as a teenager you are at the last stage in your life when you will be happy to hear that the phone is for you. - Fran Lebowitz. View more images...

Life is something to do when you can't get to sleep. - Fran Lebowitz. View more images...

Stand firm in your refusal to remain conscious during algebra. In real life, I assure you, there is no such thing as algebra. - Fran Lebowitz. View more images...

Success didn't spoil me, I've always been insufferable. - Fran Lebowitz. View more images...

As a teenager you are at the last stage in your life when you will be happy to hear that the phone is for you. - Fran Lebowitz. View more images...